Things To Avoid (In Order To Not Transform Into A Weepy Female)

September 5, 2006 at 10:33 am (Blogroll, PresentTense)

I am not a weepy female. The thing is, everyone keeps telling me it’s not shame to cry, “it cleanses the soul”, “crying prevents heart attacks” and whatnot but I’ve never really seen the value in crying. I’ve always felt that its a waste of time and bodily fluids and your eyes become puffy, your nose would start to run amd your face becomes splotchy so nope, I did not EVER want to cry.

But since this weekend, I suddenly mutated into a being of fits, tears & melancholia. I mutated into a perky zombie on steroids and my goodness, I was a wreck! AND I HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

So now, I’m evolving back into what loosely resembles an sane human being. And in order not to mutate into the dreaded WEEPY FEMALE and to not lose whatever wits and sanity I have, these are the following things I would have to be blind to, be deaf of, and generally would cease to exist in my life right now:

1. Le Tigre Shirt

2. RECIPE’s General’s Chicken

3. Myspace

4. Any “Shopaholic” novel

5. Brown or fawn-colored suede bag

6. Denim capri’s

7. Silver pearl bracelet and drop earrings

8. Bracelet with flowers preserved in it

9. “Love Moves in Mysterious Ways”

10. Green Honda CRV and a silver honda car

11. Herbie Fully Loaded

12. Pink, flower printed bed sheets

13. Koreanovela leading men

14. A La Salle or Purefoods basketball game

15. Badminton

16. Initial D Anime

17. Bacolod Chicken Inasal’s chicken skin

18. Glorietta 4 cinemas

19. Neo Spa

20. Stick Wit U

21. Time Crisis Game

22. CLICK

23. Bunnies

24. KFC’s Extreme Hot Shots

25. ACCENTURE

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